Hey, It’s me, the ASSHOLE!!

1520706462625.jpgMastermind, Lawyer, Lip Dubber, Cultural Mythologist, King of Lies. I like to step on crunchy leaves, Alcoholic, Songwriter, Golf Junky, Apropos of Nothing, Siri’s Ex-Boyfriend. In Russia, car drives you, Communicator, Author, Truck Driver, Wearer of many hats, Troll King. I don’t believe in showers.